air. earth. fire. cabbage. long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the cabbage men attacked. only the avatar, master of all three elements and vegetable could stop them. but when the world needed him the most, he turned into a carrot
I just lost everywhere. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
(via bubblycurls)
Source: shecalledmespaceman
Found an old journal entry I had saved as a notepad thing. Thought I’d rebuke some of the statements made in the entry.I understand and accept that I am depressed.
But I’m working to get better
I am useless and offer more burden than happiness.
That’s why I’m joining something bigger than me. Something I know I can be useful in. Something I can achieve dreams in.
No, no, ‘cause I’ve got a cunning plan. As soon as he’s got the fez, I’m going to kill the fez.
“Oh my God he’s wearing a fez” -Chameleon Circuit
Source: the-shade-of-sonic-lipstick
- the person i like and why i like them.
- a famous person i’ve been compared to.
- 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
- the best thing that has happened to me this week.
- weird things i do when i’m alone.
- how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
- things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
- my last night out in detail.
- something that makes me sad when i think about it.
- something i’ve lied about.
- would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
- something i’m currently worrying about.
- one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
- something i do without realising.
- lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
- a drunken story.
- something i regret.
- post a picture of myself.
- my longest relationship and who it was with.
- press ctrl v and post.
- post a bit of my last IM convo.
- 5 things i want to change.
- my view on being tumblr famous.
- someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
- 5 things within touching distance.
- story of my first kiss.
Sure, why not.
(via sweetscottishcherub)
Source: purem0rning
reblogging for all of America being Texas.
It’s too much.
Canada as seen by Canadians
Canada as seen by the rest of the world
I’M DYING
I need this on my blog again.
LMAO
CANADA
(via stepchildofthesun)
Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque
Source: chelseabrookehensonwhat am i even reblogging i don’t remember lol ‘reblog post’ anyway, couldn’t hurt.
this is honestly one of the most terrifying posts ever. oh god. oh god I won’t be able to sleep now.
Omg why would anyone do this?!?!? I just watched that episode last night!!! Scared the crap out of me
>go on old Tumblr
>find this
>over 5000 notes
litterly litterly tears rolling down my face holy shit this is so funny omg i cant stop laughing
SHE LOOOKED GURR
AHAHZH2WHGFUVSBD CANT BREATHE IM PHYSICALLY CRYING
PPFPPBPBPPFPPPFPFPPPBPPBPBBPBPPFFFPFPFPBPBPFPBPPFBPPPP
This will never not be funny!
Satan fish
Almost peed myself D:
POSSESSED
Source: deadspeck
How Doctor Who Became My Religion
Recently, my son started watching Doctor Who on Netflix and after a few months of hearing about time vortexes and sonic screwdrivers, I decided to check it out for myself…
My childhood memories of Doctor Who were from the few Tom Baker…
This.
Source: stepchildofthesun
how residents think RA’s are nothing but dumb, oblivious people. we actually know everything that is going on but we choose to do nothing about it most of the time just because we don’t want to do anything. we were once residents too..
This
(via fuckyeahreslife)
Source: yourwingsalreadyexist
